NEW COMPETITION SERIES SIGN-UP
The internet’s greatest kink-based competition writer is back again! Yes, I’m talking about myself. And, yes, I’m very obviously joking, since I suck. And, before you start to question my sanity for trying to do another series after I’ve already failed to complete the past 10 or so that I’ve ATTEMPTED to do, allow me to say this: I don’t care. I’ll keep trying, and possibly keep failing, until I no longer feel like I’m a furry or a writer anymore. You can hate me for failing all you want, and refuse to support me all you want, but it doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop trying!
So, let’s get down to brass tacks. I’ll go over the general gist of what I’m looking for right now, for those of you who do not know or understand:
1. This is a competition-based, written series. Think of Total Drama Island, Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, The Challenge, Hell’s Kitchen, American Idol, stuff like that. I’m the one who writes the episodes, and I’m the only one having to do any work.
2. Basically, you will sign up ONE of your fictional characters that you have created using the application form at the bottom of this. You can only sign up ONE of your characters, so please pick a good one. I have my own preferences, but naturally you can still do what you want, at the end of the day.
3. With your permission of course (which is basically you filling out an application), I will use your character and 19-29 others (or just however many sign up, since I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch) and use them in the story. Naturally, one person will be eliminated each episode, typically in a kinky way. I decide who gets eliminated, either for story reasons, I’m just not really ‘feeling’ them as a character, you aren’t paying attention enough as a creator for my liking, or other reasons.
4. There is a 100% chance your character will be humiliated, teased, made to look weaker than they possibly are normally, made to look STRONGER than they possibly are normally, be forced into kinky or sexy situations, and more. If you are not okay with this, then either sign up a character you are more than fine with this happening to, or just don’t sign up. As a writer, I can’t be perfect; I can’t get a character down 100%. Plus, I might want to tweak a few things to my liking. Again, if you don’t like that, don’t sign up.
5. I don’t charge any money for this. It’s free. But, what I DO ask is for you to possibly write confessionals to go along with the episodes I post. What are ‘confessionals’? They’re basically mini-stories that YOU write for your character after I post an episode (if they’re still in it, of course). You essentially write them reacting to things that happened previously, engaging with other characters in the story (if I can use them, I’m sure other creators won’t mind you using them, too), dominating or wrecking my host character Josh (I really enjoy seeing this happen), and giving their thoughts on what they’re thinking going forward. It helps me get a better sense of what they’re like and what they might like to do going forward, which naturally helps give me story ideas, and it also helps to keep me motivated. Like, I might not charge money, but it would be nice if I got SOMETHING out of this, right? So mini stories that have my character involved, or just are ‘connected’ to what I’m doing, is really great. But, no, you don’t HAVE to do this; you aren’t required to write anything upon signing up. It’s just nice to see. Also, I WOULD like you to hopefully have Discord, and join a Discord channel so all the participants (and those who just want to be there, for whatever reason) can be there. This will help me gather confessionals, let people know when an episode is out, let people openly talk about episodes, roleplay with each other, and so on and so forth. So, I hope that’s okay! Again, if you DON’T have Discord, that isn’t a deal-breaker; I just would highly prefer you to have one.
6. The general layout and theme of this show is yet to be determined. It shouldn’t REALLY matter, since it generally doesn’t affect much other than the location and sorts of challenges involved…which are naturally things I write and do myself. But, if you want more details, this is more or less what is likely to happen. Around 20-30 players will sign up (if I’m lucky and God is smiling upon me for once), and I will separate them into 2, 3, 4, or 5 equal teams/tribes. Then, I will make interactions happen between everyone, and write out a challenge of some sort (such as doing a puzzle, singing a song, climbing a mountain, you name it). Again, I decide on who wins, and how all the players perform; if your character says or does things that are completely wrong, I’m very sorry about that, but SOMEONE has to win and SOMEONE has to lose, and I do the best I can with what I have (and with what I want to see happen). Then, typically the losing players/team will vote somebody out…which, yet again, is basically me deciding who leaves. So, if your character votes for somebody that YOU say they would NOT be voting for…I’m feeling like a broken record here, but I’m sorry about that; I can’t be PERFECT, you know. At that point, the eliminated player will be sent packing…either by being vored (if you are okay with that), being shot out of a cannon, or some other comedic or kinky fashion that you would be okay with (it’s in the application form).
7. I’m a proud kinky person who enjoys a good bit of fetishes. So expect a heavy dose of that in the stories. My personal favorites are butt-related things. These include face-sitting, face-farting, squashing/flattening, rimming, spanking, anal vore, anal sex, and inanimate transformation. I’m also fond of inflation and romance. Before you start freaking out, I do have a spot in the application form for you to express what kinds of kinks you are fine with and what ones you are NOT. If this does not sound fun to you, then don’t sign up; I really don’t want characters that are not meant to be kinky, since it makes it hard to have fun with them. I want to have fun with the stories, not be totally serious.
8. Once you sign up with a character, and I’ve made it clear that I’ve decided to use them, and you’ve possibly joined the Discord server, I STRONGLY request that you do not quit. I’ve gotten in trouble in the past by refusing to allow people to quit and continuing to use their characters anyway, which got them to report me out of pettiness. I’ve also had people quit, so when I removed their character, they didn’t like how I did it, and also told me off…despite the fact I was already on episode 3-5 and I didn’t appreciate being ordered to remove a character, so naturally I’m not going to take too kindly to that. So, look, if you have second thoughts at any point, I just beg you to please reconsider. Writing 40+ page episodes (yes, that’s likely how long they’ll be) is stressful, and it’s hard to say motivated as it is. I don’t need people demanding their character be removed at random points, or backing out once I already have a plan going forward.
9. Again, most things will be discussed in the application form, but here are a few more general things that you should know. I request that your characters NOT be humans. This is a kinky, fictional story. Please use actual fun, fictional characters. Humans…we see them every single day in real life. We’re boring animals. And they just aren’t fun to use in kinky stuff (at least in my opinion). Also, please have them be either a male or female, and nothing…well, ‘mixed’. It’s just easier for me to have everyone be strictly a male or female, without needing to carefully use the right ‘pronoun’ or have their body parts be mentioned correctly or this or that…I have OCD and anxiety, so I like things to be simple, please. Next, naturally have them be over the age of 18…with how self-righteous FurAffinity and other places are acting, this should be a given…but just wanted to mention it anyway. Finally, please do not let your character be able to transform or shapeshift or anything like that; it’s extremely annoying and feels heavily god-moddy, and I just don’t like it.
10. I request that you provide SOME sort of picture for your character. If you don’t have one…can you please at least find SOMETHING online, on some kinky website or whatever, that highly resembles your character? No matter how much you write out a description, it’s still a lot easier for me when I’m able to look at them and see what they are than just seeing written words. So, if you don’t have an actual picture of your character, then use a character who you DO have a picture of, or try to find something online that looks as close to your character as possible and use that.
If you have any further questions, feel free to message me on…well, wherever you want, since I’m sure you can find me if you really wanted to do so. Anyway, time for the application form! Now, in this form, naturally remove all the stuff that I wrote to ‘describe’ each part, and instead fill it in with your own character’s information. Try to be as detailed as you can, but you only have to write as much as you want; this shouldn’t feel like a chore. But just remember: the less you write, the more likely I might eliminate your character early since I won’t have much to go on, or I might just have to make them do or say things that you won’t like because I won’t know if it’s wrong or not. So be warned.
APPLICATION FORM:
NAME: (What is this character’s name? I would like a full name, first and last, but if they don’t have a last name, it’s fine)
SEX: (What is this character’s gender? Again, please just be ‘male’ or ‘female’, since it makes life easier for me)
SEXUALITY: (What is this character’s sexuality? Straight? Bisexual? Pansexual? Gay? You get the idea)
SPECIES: (What is this character’s race/species? Hybrids are seriously overdone, but they’re fine. Just please list everything that they are, and their ‘combined’ species name, if they have one. You get it. And, again, please no humans)
PICTURE(S): (Please post a picture or several on what your character looks like)
BACKGROUND: (Write as much or as little as you want about your character. We PROBABLY don’t need to know the ins and outs of every little bit of their lives…but the general idea of who they are and where they come from and all that is good)
PERSONALITY: (Naturally, give a forecast of this character’s personality, from as many different points and events as you want)
KINK LOVES: (What kinks do YOU, the creator, love to see happen to/with your character? Regardless if your character themselves enjoy said kinks, the fact that YOU enjoy them is what matters, since sometimes we enjoy seeing our characters in kinky situations they pretend to not enjoy. So, please list your favorite kinks)
KINK HATES: (What kinks do YOU, the creator, hate and thus do not want to see used with your character? Like…do you not want to see them farted on or farting on others? Do you not want to see them anal vored and/or anal voring someone else? Do you not want to see them being cartoonishly squashed flat? And so on and so forth. You’re also free to list ‘no romance’ because they already have a significant other and you don’t like open relationships, or whatever)
DISCORD COMPETITION SERVER LINK: https://discord.gg/2bMV3jMMgA
