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SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ARE SUCKING ALL THE DICKS
TO GET SOME BONERS FOR THEIR BONES THEY'LL CROSS THE RIVER STYX
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS WILL SWALLOW ALL YOUR SPOOGE
THEIR APPETITE FOR CREAMY WHITE IS POSITIVELY HUGE

'No gangbangs from graveyard ghouls!' that's my old man's advice.
Hey, be careful with that thing! Don't circumcise me twice!

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS! THEY'LL BLOW YOU AND SAY 'BOO!'
AND IF YOU TOOT A TRUMPET NOTE THEY'LL RIM YOUR ASSHOLE TOO
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ARE FUCKING IN THEIR GRAVES
DON'T INTERRUPT THEIR 'HIDE THE BONE' OR THEY'LL MAKE YOU BEHAVE.

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Added:	7 months ago 15 Oct 2023 03:07 CEST

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Wabefuhon

7 months ago

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Keep going, this is hilarious.

AlexReynard

7 months ago

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This was all I had in me. It's actually kinda hard thinking up funny stuff that fits a specific meter!

Blackraven2

7 months ago

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aaah, ruined it in the end -- graves and behave so doesn't rhyme ;)

AlexReynard

7 months ago

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@ Blackraven2

DOES TOO. [sticks tongue out at you]

Blackraven2

7 months ago

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@ AlexReynard

Does not! *wings on hips and pouting*

asuraludu

7 months ago

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https://youtu.be/5jaU4H-KbKE?si=x40cMpxy5u4oEqOw

Behold!

puffyfluffy

7 months ago

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@ asuraludu

HA! That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

I might have seen that a long time ago, it seems familiar, but who knows xD

AlexReynard

7 months ago

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@ asuraludu

Them skeletons... is FUCKIN'.

asuraludu

7 months ago

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@ AlexReynard

Nooooo.... they are getting boned.

ChastityCoyote

7 months ago

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Off on a tangent as i tend to do, the saying "Rolling the bones" referred to the act of playing dice.
Pretty sure at some point in human history there was prolly some cultures or three that actually had some sort of game or ritual that dealt with real bone tossing.

AlexReynard

7 months ago

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@ ChastityCoyote

I'm sure I've shamans and their ilk tossing chicken bones to predict the outcomes of sporting events or whatever.

Rolling Bone is, of course, the number one music culture magazine for old decomposed skeleton hippies.

JunkBox

7 months ago

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@ AlexReynard

Rolling Bone?
Pretty sure Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg would read that.
And then smoke it...

Rakaziel

7 months ago

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SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS CAN GET VERY FRIGHTNING
WHILE THEY SHIMMY TOWARDS YOU THEY ATTRACT THE LIGHTNING
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS COME CLOSE - YOU MIGHT GET FRIED
BUT THEY WILL NOT LET YOU DIE - YOU WILL GET YOU FRANKENSTEINED

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS DANCE THROUGH HEAVEN AND HELL
THEY CATCH ANGEL AND DEMON ALIKE AND BONE THEM VERY WELL
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS WILL NOT LISTEN TO PRAYER
WHEN THEY LEAVE THE MONASTERY THE MONKS ARE ALL THE GAYER

This is fun :D

AlexReynard

7 months ago

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@ Rakaziel

That last line made me almost choke on Tostitos laughing. Nice.