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IGAKattack

Bustin' makes me feel good!

Ah, now that was a fun movie.

Honestly, only one hiccup with the plot, I feel. I mean, I get it, and if we liken it to astral projection, it sounds kind of cool, but even if all the technology was flawless, why would you do it in that situation? No, I get it, I do. But of all the plot devices they could have used (none of which immediately come to mind) to get the story to move on to the next stage, it felt like a weird leap to take... unless I'm missing something from the previous movie, that I haven't watched yet? It just felt like the lead up needed more time to cook, and maybe that already happened. But ultimately, it doesn't even matter. Skipping right along with the flow, that was a super fun ride.

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Now, on the flip side, after so many adaptations of DUNE... nah. Nah, man, I wasn't satisfied with the latest, and having not read the book, I'm starting  to think that the whole DUNE saga is extremely overrated. It sets up the kind of universe where you want to follow all the plot and intrigue of a vast galactic empire... only to dump you with some story about these superstitious desert people who have been tricked over generations into believing in a prophesy that was always orchestrated to have come true. None of it matters. In previous adaptations, the whole "grandfather" part didn't even fully register to me, but this time it did. The whole storyline of Paul Atreides just suddenly felt absolutely meaningless, and thinking about it, poorly written from the start; which might explain why adapting it into a film has always been difficult, with mixed results. It's a contrived power fantasy about a privelaged white kid being worshipped by some desert natives, stuffed headfirst into the middle of a sci-fi story. I discovered the genre name "sword and planet" recently while browsing pinterest, and Dune is literally that, and I've always loved the concept, and the retro cover art. But in Dune the swords are daggers. And with only one planet to really explore, and a desert one at that, it may as well just be John Carter of Mars, and the Disney adaptation of that didn't inspire any sequels. I didn't mind it, but it wasn't amazing. That series always struck me as a lot more towards high fantasy than Dune; which is trying to make it realistic and plausible, despite the magic mcguffin of spice. Maybe that's the problem? The never-made version by Jodorowsky always seems like it had the right idea. Go real over the top, wacky, and not take itself too seriously. From the way it seems to get described, it would have become a longer tv series, rather than cramming it all into a couple short hours.

But I feel like I've said a lot of that before.

I feel like I'd only ever watch Dune 2 again, and only once more, if... I was going to say, if I thought I'd get more clarity out of it, but no. That's not enough to make me sit down and watch that 3 hour film again.

Ghostbusters, though? Hell yeah, I don't need any pushing to rewatch that. On fact, I'd love to marathon it with the originals!

The thought of doing that with the latest Dune adaptations is exhausting by itself... like when you think about watching all The Hobbit films, because you didn't hate them, but you remember that one time you watched the first one on DVD, and it had a fucking INTERMISSION, and you did not change the disc in order to resume watching it. What, you thought there were only three Hobbit movies? Feels longer.
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Abcormal
2 months ago
Can you think of any movie that, in your opinion, do the "sword and planet" subgenre right?
IGAKattack
2 months ago
I don't know, Krull? Haha, just kidding, but I don't think I've seen many, and most with the vibe seem to be from a long lost era of film. You know, that low budget, poorly acted by nobody famous, and generally comfortable with showing topless women era that never took itself seriously.

On the other hand, does something like Thor Rsgnarok count, or does a superhero/comic source rule them out? Otherwise, Star Wars, I guess, but that has its own can of worms... and now I'm browsing a list of them on IMDb, lol. Lots of Thundercats, He-Man and Flash Gordon serials listed there.

But uwu, what's this I spy? Flesh Gordon? And a sequel?! Flesh Gordon meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders?

Oh my. Some things never change.

Now, why do some of these pulpy films never get remakes with big hollywood budgets? All it needs is some famous actor to fall in love with the idea and, you know, we'd have another someone like Henry Cavill throwing his weight behind a Warhammer film or tv series, right? It just needs someone rich, famous, and obsessed with retro movies.

Sorry, fell off a cliff there. I guess Star Wars is my answer. If you sit and look at it real hard, you can see how the originals are, essentially, something like Krull. But there's just something elusive about the presentation of Star Wars that puts it on a whole other level. And somehow, Disney's fuckery of the sequels doesn't quite make them a Krull... but if I'd rather rewatch Krull for the umpteenth time, then Disney did something far worse to them.

Somehow Palpatine Survived... *sigh* but it was always cloning, before the retcon and after. And god, that space pursuit. Could have accomplished something similar by jumping close to blackholes, pulsars and other sci-fi phenomenons to try and buy them some time, still burning fuel, but without it being such a catastrophically dumb plot point

I'm rambling. Damn, I can't believe I'm still so bitter about those films, haven't even thought about them in ages. Just a little Google, aaaand, well... fuck. It's almost ten whole years since The Force Awakens...? That's depressing.
Abcormal
2 months ago
Thanks for answering :)
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