EXCERPT FROM "THERE WILL BE CIDER" (coming soon to a theatre near you)

FLIM

"Stop crying you sniveling filth! Stop your nonsense!"

FLAM

"That orchard is gone! It's been had!"

APPLEJACK

"If...If ya'll give me...give me mah..."

FLIM and FLAM

"HAAAAAARVEST!"

FLIM

"Harvest AJ my girl! Harvested to the very last tree. We're soooooo sorry."

FLAM

"See, if you have a glass of cider, and we have a glass of cider, and we have a straw."

FLIM

"Like these ones, here are the straws, you see them? You watching?"

FLAM

"And our straws, reach acrooooooss the other side of the room, and start to drink your cider."

FLIM AND FLAM

"WE. DRINK. YOUR. CIDER."

(Suction noise)

FLIM and FLAM

"WE DRINK IT UP!!!"