"The eggnog wasn't all for him. And didn't you know it was spiked..? Damn, well, I guess we have a drunk deer boy on our hands. Hope no one takes advantage of him.. (˵ ͡~ω ͡°˵)"
Alrighty. New profile picture, chrstmas themed, could you tell? Wh-what..? Y-you wanted porn..? Oh..