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War report: Day 14 agent: Henri/AKA LOPE. Mission objective: Tactical assault on Fort Tiny Tots Tower. Location: Family Fun Center time: lunchbreak... Agent LOPE reporting in. The mission was a partial success. I was able to make a clean incision into enemy territory, minimal casualties. My traitorous kin, Agent Littlesis, tried to mount a front ,but my advanced tactics were too much, and she was easily overwhelmed. I will deal with her later tonight. She'll see it my way eventually. I am very persuasive. The tower and surrounding battlements were smaller then reports stated, clearly our drones must be having camera malfunctions for the tower AND door were not of normal size...nor were the soldiers I eliminated. 7 seven total fell to my blade, and another six ran fleeing for the boundary line of their own territory. My battle prowess proceeds me it seems. They now call me "the demon". This suits me, the enemy should know that fear is a good thing. It means they understand who is the real threat. I say the mission was a partial success only because I managed to hold the tower for no less then fourteen minutes, using up my ammo to attempt to press back the tiny tot military's "Large soldiers". They call them "staff' I have yet to determine this evil acronym's purpose, but cracking its meaning is close at hand. Poersonally, I believe it means "super tactical assault formal fighters" for these combat agents were quite capable in extricating me from the tower and expelling me from their territory. And the building... and the parking lot... Minor set back. I have also been given my sister, it appears they feel her connections to me makes her a spy, and I would be remiss if I did not compliment them on this strategic move. Eventually I would have her used for this purpose. in three months time, when they remove the "Banned" status from our accounts, we will storm the front doors, tear their tower down to it's foundations, and reprogram the staff to work for AAA corp. (AAA- Antelopes Are AWESOME) Mission log end. |
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