Morning at the Mystery Shack, Pacifica, looking so happy that gives the sensation her skin radiates positive energy, and humming Tchaikovsky’s ballet “The Sleeping Beauty of the Forest” while rolls a globe on the cash desk, Wendy is sitting next the cash register, reading her magazine, then she downs the magazine and turn to Pacifica – Ok, spill it, who is the lucky one? – Hmm? – Pacifica hums while look at hear, with her eyes having a bright like if she was in a pleasant dream – You can’t hide it, the smile, the humming, the look on your eyes, the bright of your skin, you are totally in love – Wendy says; Pacifica doesn’t react for a couple of second, the she opens her eyes wide, looking nervous to Wendy – No no no no, is not that, I don’t know why I woke up feeling so happy and with a warming sensation inside – Pacifica says, trying not to sounds suspicious – Oh? And you don’t know why? Let’s ask Dipper, maybe he knows something – What?! – Pacifica ask incredulous while Wend turns to Dipper, who is charged against a wall, with the journal in front of his face – Hey Dipper! What do you think is the cause for Pacifica’s good humor? – But Dipper doesn’t move – Dipper? – Wendy ask again, Pacifica walks to Dipper, looking for a side, and he notices Dipper fell asleep while reading his journal – (whispering) Sorry for this – Then she takes breath – DIPPER! – She screams near to him, and Dipper wakes up startled, almost leaving the journal falls from his hands – WHA-WHA-WHAT HAPPENS?! – Sorry, but Wendy wanted to ask you something – Pacifica tells him – Yeah, I was wondering if you know…- But before she could complete her sentence, Stan opens the door, going inside the shack – Soos! Wendy! – Soos appears from inside the shack, and arrives running, while Wendy just turns to Stan – What’s up Mr. Pines? – Soos ask, breathing hard due his little run – I’m heading out, you two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right? – Stan tells them with a grin – Yes sir – Soos replies making a military salute – Absolutely not – Wendy replies making also a military salute – Ha ha! you stay outta trouble – Stan tells them while closes the door; Wendy smiles, and walks to a part of the store, that has a mummified mermaid on exhibition, and a curtain - Hey guys, what’s this? – she retires the curtain, and reveals a ladder that leads to a trap door on the ceiling – A secret ladder to the roof? – Wendy says trying to feign amaze - Uh I don’t think Mr. Pines would like that – Soos says worried - Uh? Uh? – Wendy says – Uh? – Soos ask worried – Uh? Uh? – Wendy repeats, making Soos places his hands on his cap, making a face of anguish – YOU’RE FREAKIN’ ME OUT, DUDE! – This is the kind of comedy you can’t find on TV or movies – Pacifica says while she and Dipper approaches – Can we actually go up there? – Dipper ask excited – Sure, we can – Wendy replies him while goes up the ladder, opening the trap door, followed by Dipper and Pacifica, Soos looks anguished, then he approaches to the window, trying to see where they went out.
The trap door opens on the rooftop near where the “S” of the Mystery Shack signal felt last night. Dipper helps Pacifica to come out, while Wendy climbs near the signal, going at the other side of the roof, followed by Dipper and Pacifica – All right, check it out – And she points to a flat section of the roof, where there is a beach chair under the shadow of a beach umbrella, an ice chest and a bucket filled with pine cones, and the three goes there – If you put this here by yourself, that explains why we don’t see you work too much in the store – Pacifica says; Wendy grabs one cone from the bucket, and launch it against a target places on the totem, hitting bullseye – OH YEAH! – is heard Dipper yawning, Wendy looks at him, and sees him lying on the beach chair - Well, I’m taking advantage of this here – and lays on the beach chair – I have some sleeping hours I want to recover – and covers his face with his cap – Yes, you deserve it, you did a good job last night – Pacifica says blushing, looking at him, and Wendy turns to her – What do you mean with that? – Pacifica anguish for a second, before recovering the composure and turning to Wendy – Well, he technically saved your sister from Gideon – she says while grabs a cone, and throws it to the target, but doesn’t reach it - Right, Mabel told me what happened, I’m glad none of you got hurt, still, Mabel will be grounded for the next two days, and you, I must thank you for helping her – Wendy says – Don’t worry, but if she puts my brother in mortal danger again – Pacifica says while throws another cone, hitting bullseyes this time, and the cone bounces, hitting a car, making the alarm sounds, making Wendy looks a little concerned, when – Hey, its friends – Wendy says, looking at a pale blue van that arrives to the parking zone of the shack – Oh you guys, aren’t you gonna tell Stan about this, are you? – Pacifica crosses his arm smiling, and looks at Dipper – He saw nothing – and then looks at Wendy - And I’ll say nothing, if next time, you share with us part of the fun cake – Promised – Wendy says while she uses some tree pines to go ground level, going inside the van and it rolls out – Finally – Pacifica says, then she approaches to Dipper, kneeling next to him, placing her arms crossed over the chair, and places her head over them, also sleeping – I also need to recover sleeping hours.
THE INCONVENIENCING AU
Time later, Pacifica turns on a radio, playing some pop music, and she and Wendy begins to dance, while Dipper is reading his journal – Hey Diiiper – Dipper downs the journal, and sees Pacifica near him, bends towards him, with her arms on her back, and looking at him with a big smile, and winking at him – Leave that journal for a minute and come to dance with me – Paci, I don’t know how to dance – No? I remember you did a pretty cute lamb dance – Yeah… but that’s not the kind of dance I want to do again in front of everyone – Then let me teach you some moves – she says grabbing his hand, pulling him near the cash desk – It has been a long time since we danced together, and I kinda miss those moments – Ehhh – Dipper says, when suddenly, the cuckoo clock sounds, Wendy looks at it, and sees is 6 o’clock – Hey, look at that, quitting time, the gang’s waitin’ for me – Wendy tells to the twins – Really? – Pacifica ask, and turns off the radio – Ok, we’re ready – What? – What? – Wendy ask, followed by Dipper, with both looking at Pacifica – Remember? Saw nothing – says while points to Dipper, to immediately pointing to herself – Say nothing, piece of cake next time – says while makes a move of the edge of her hand cutting the palm of her other hand – Oh, I don’t know – Wendy says, placing her hand on her chin – My friend are pretty intense – More intense than a horde of gnomes? A robotic lake monster? A 3 feet tall psychic? Mabel? – Pacifica ask – Paci, what are you doing? – Dipper, the only moments (low voice) out of the night (normal voice) that we have had any kind of fun, if you can call it that way, is when our lives have been in danger, and since summer begun, we haven’t gone out of the shack and know the rest of the town, this is our chance to have a change of setting – says before turning to Wendy – And Wendy owns us this – Ok, I love your moxie, let me get my stuff – says Wendy before leaving the twins – Are you sure about this, Paci? – Let’s call it an act of despair, Dipper, this past five years I have not even had the chance to see 1/10 part of the town, day after day it has been the walls of the mansion, the walls of the mansion, the walls of the mansion, I even have memorized how many tables were used to build it – Really? – Dipper ask doubtfully – 583,619 – Pacifica says with a serious face – Oh wow, well, in that case, we can try to hang out with cool guys then – Thank you Dipper, I’ll be sure to reward you properly – While that reward allows me to sleep a little more this night than previous night, will be enough – Sorry about that, but if it makes you happy – and approaches her face to his – That has been the best night of my life – and peak kiss him on the lips.
Outside, in the parking zone of the shack, Nate and Lee are holding face down a shirtless Thompson while Robbie throws him jelly beans, when a green jelly bean hits Thompson’s belly, then Robbie and Tambry look back, and sees Wendy and the Northpines twins, and Nate and Lee let Thompson free, who falls over his back – Hey guys, these are my pals from work, Pacifica and Dipper – Greetings/Hello – says Pacifica and Dipper at the same time – So are you, like, babysitting or…? – Robbie ask, trying to act cool – Wendy was gonna talk, when – Wendy owned us a solid, so we threatened her with an afternoon out of the shack to be even – says Pacifica with confidence, before crossing her arms and looking Robbie with a grin – And do you know how to play that or you just carry it to look cool? – This causes Nate, Lee, Tambry and Thompson makes “whooo” sounds, making Robbie looks at her annoyed – Guys, this is Lee, Nate, Tambry, Thompson, who once ate a run over waffle for 50 cents – Don’t tell them that – says Thompson ashamed – And Robbie, you can probably figure him out – Yeah, I’m the guy who spray-painted the water tower – Robbie says in a dull tone – Right, I saw you painting that big muffin when I arrived to town – says Dipper excited – Um, it’s a giant explosion – replies Robbie annoyed, and everyone sees the black paint on the water tower – He he, kind of does look like a muffin – Lee says, he and Nate begins to laugh at the same time, Robbie sees Dipper with anger – Let’s hurry it up, guys, I got big plans for tonight, huh? – Wendy says, everyone goes inside the van, with Dipper and Wendy sitting in the last row along Tambry, Nate, Lee and Wendy in the middle row, Robbie as copilot and Thompson in the driver’s seat. Thompson turns the van on, and looks everyone – Okay, just before we go, my mom said you guy aren’t allowed to punch the roof anymore, so… - and Wendy, Robbie, Nate and Lee punches the roof of the van while cheers the name of Thompson. While driving for the road, Pacifica looks through the window, like trying to capture every scene she looks in her memory, while Dipper looks at her with dreamy eyes, Pacifica takes his hand, and pulls him to the window so he can also look the scenes along with her.
At nightfall, they arrive to an abandoned minimarket named “Dusk 2 Dawn”, that is surrounded by a tall iron fence with blades at the top – There it is, fellas, the condemned Dust-2-Dawn – Wendy says – Why did they shut it down? – Dipper ask – Murder, some folks died in there – Nate answers – The place has been haunted ever since – Lee continues – So your plan for tonight is to raid a haunted place? – Pacifica ask Wendy, and Wendy places her hands on her face, feigning terror – Yeah, we’re all gonna die! – then acts as her normal self – Chill out, it’s not as bad as it looks - and Pacifica approaches to Dipper – (whispering) I hope your journal has something about ghosts, just in case – and Dipper winks at her with a smile. Everyone climbs the fence for a section that has the blades cuts, everyone lands at the other side, except Pacifica, who is struggling to get down – I just need to find a foothold – she says a little worried – Don’t worry Paci, I get you here – Dipper says stretching his arms – Are you sure? – Pacifica ask doubtfully – Yeah, don’t worry – Ok, I trust you – Pacifica lets herself fall, and lands over Dipper, who falls on his back – Thank you Dipper - she stands up, and helps Dipper to stand up. Everyone approaches to the door, Robbie tries to open it, but he can’t – I think is stuck - Robbie says – Let me take a crack at it – Dipper says – Oh yeah, I can’t get in, but I’m sure junior here is gonna break it down like Hercules – Robbie says in a sarcastic tune – Then keep trying while I let everyone in, Atlas – Dipper says in a confident tune, then walks to a side of the store, climbing a trash bin, and a pipe drain, reaching the rooftop, where he sees the air ducts’ grills, he kicks it, breaking it – WHO-HOO! Well done Dipper, but be careful! – Pacifica exclaims excited, Dipper adjust his cap, before climbing down for the duct – Who wants to bet he doesn’t make it? – Robbie says confident with his arms crossed, just before the lights of the place turn on, and Dipper opens the door from the inside, leaving Robbie bewildered, everyone, excepts Robbie walks inside, while Pacifica stops next Robbie for a moment – The difference between be cool and really be cool, is humility – and walks inside the store along Dipper.
Once inside – Do you guys really think it’s haunted? – Thompson ask, making everyone, except the Northpines twins, criticize him; without no one seeing, the OPEN signal on the door turns showing the CLOSE signal. The place looks as a normal mini market, but covered in dust and spider webs, Dipper grabs an old newspaper from a stand, and reads the date: May 2, 1995 – Wow, this place has been closed for almost twenty years – Pacifica whistles near him, before starting to sneeze the air – There is something peculiar here, if this place has been closed for so long, why the air doesn’t smell… rotten? – Pacifica ask, but Dipper just shrugs, not knowing the answer. On other part of the store, Nate and Lee walks among the cereals – Dude, where do you think they keep the dead bodies? – Lee ask Nate, who begins to laugh – Shut up, man! – Pacifica looks at a shelf, and sees a lot of bags of a candy named “Smile Dip” – Hey, I remember these – and grabs one – I loved these when I was a kid, I haven’t tasted one in years – She opens it, she takes out of it a candy stick, placing one tip inside her mouth, then places it with the wet tip on the bag, and removes it, showing the wet tip covered in a sugary dust – Are you sure you want to eat it?, your body hasn’t had any processed sugar in years, this could hit you like a bomb – Dipper says concerned – Oh come on, Dipper, it can’t be that bad – she places the dusty stick in her mouth, her eyes open wide. Inside her head, she finds herself in a place filled with candies and rainbows – Everyone, fear your queen! – she says stretching her arms up. Outside her head, she’s trembling with a big smile, Dipper waves a hand in front of her, but she doesn’t react – Uh, Paci, are you ok? – Dipper ask – I didn’t remember this tasted like, rainbows – Dipper looks at her doubtful, while Wendy, who is eating a three flavors ice cream sucker, palms Dipper on the back – Dipper, this night is, like, legendary – Wendy tells to Dipper – Really? – Just look around – Dipper looks around, and sees the rest of the gang happily fooling around – The guys are bonding, I have never seen Tambry look up from her phone this long – says Wendy while both look at Tambry, who is sitting near the slurpees machine, texting on her phone, and looking around from time to time before texting again – and your sister seems to be going nuts for that smile dip – they look at Pacifica, who has all her mouth, shoulders and chest covered in the sugary dust, while keeping eyes wide open and trembling – Uh, Paci, I think you ate… too much? – Really? – Then looks to a side – What do you think? – and in her mind, she sees a giant yellow smiling dog – You are the queen, these commoners can’t tell you how much to eat, now, you want to eat your giant artificial sugar crown? – Pacifica looks up, and sees over her head a giant white crown made of sugar, with blue sugar gems – Of course I want, my loyal counselor, your wisdom is beyond this time – and begins to eat it, while out of her head, she is making the pantomime of holding something and chewing, making Dipper and Wendy look at her concerned – You know, Dipper, I wasn’t sure if you could hang with our crew at first, but you’re surprisingly mature for your age – Wendy tells Dipper, who grabs a package of Kleenex from a shelf, opening it, making Pacifica lies on the floor, while he cleans her face, trying she doesn’t eat the Kleenex with the apparently automatic movement of her mouth chewing – After our parents divorced, they decided I should stayed in California to live with mom, while Dad took Pacifica, I felt, broken, part of me was empty, so to ease the pain, I took some responsibilities as man of the house, it helped to calm the feeling, but not to really feel the emptiness – he finishes cleaning Pacifica, rubbing her cheek with the back of his hand, and stands up – I’ll go for some ice for her – and walks to the freezers.
On the freezers, Dipper opens the door grabbing a bag of ice, but before he closes the door? – Wait a second, how the ice didn’t melt after all this time? – when he looks again at the interior of the freezer, he sees a floating brain with eyes, a mouth with teeth and tongue, and nerves joined together, forming something similar to arms with fingers. He gasps, and immediately takes the bag out, letting it go with the force of the movement, opening on the floor, and pushes the door, closing it as firm as possible, he looks inside the freezer, but he sees its’s empty, cautiously, he opens it again, but sees that except for some ice bags, the freezer is empty – I thought I heard some lady screaming back here – he hears Robbie’s voice behind him, and sees the others, except for Pacifica, approaching – Well, you heard wrong – he then grabs other bag – Then what’s all this about? – Robbie says pointing the bag on the floor – It slipped from my hand, that’s all, HEY! – points at the back of them, everyone turns, and sees a Dance Dance Revolution type arcade titles “Dance Pants” – Dancy Pants Revolution, have you tried it? – Everyone goes there while Dipper remains on the back, he looks back at the freezer, before leaving the zone.
While Wendy’s gang watches Thompson dancing on the machine, Dipper places a knotted towel that it looks has ice cubes inside, on Pacifica’s head, who is sit next the slurpees machine – Here you have, I hope this helps you – Dipper says concerned while Pacifica just makes some groaning sounds – You were right from the beginning, there is something pretty peculiar here, I think this place is really haunted, we should leave – but Pacifica just keeps making groaning sounds – Paci? – inside Pacifica’s mind, she’s in the middle of a destruction zone, where she’s wearing a torn metal armor, has an “X” scar on her right cheek, a black eyepatch on her left eye, and holding a giant axe, while in front of her, there is the giant smiling dog, but this time, he has three demonic heads – Give up, queen, your realm is destroyed, your people is hopeless, and you can’t do anything to solve this – Pacifica just spits, and rises her axe – Never, you miserable counselor, while blood runs through my vein, I’ll not give up my land and my people, I’ll send all your sugary guts to hell!, Kitty blasters! – five yellow cats jump from behind her, landing in front of her – MAKE HIM FEAR HIS QUEEN! – the cats open their mouths, a second cat head comes out of it, and each one shoot a rainbow made of jewels to the dog. While, back in the store, Dipper places his hands on her shoulders – Paci how many of those did you eat?! – O-one – Just one? wow, that stuff is heavy.
On the cash desk, Robbie is scratching a ticket of a lotto game with a quarter, the quarter slips, falling at the other side of the desk, when Robbie goes to grab it – Whoa, guys, you might wanna see this – Nate, Lee, Wendy, Tambry and Dipper approach, and all see the silhouette of two bodies – Whoa, then the rumors are true – Lee says – Dude dare you to lie down in it – Robbie says Nate – Good idea, go lie down in it – Lee seconds the motion, hitting Nate with his elbow – I’m a dead body! Look! – Nate says while walks to the silhouettes, Dipper looks concerned, he looks their reflections on the crystals of the store, and sees everyone’s reflections are just skeletons wearing their clothes, and before Nate can steps on one of the silhouettes – WAIT! – Nate stops, and everyone looks at Dipper – That is not a good idea – Dipper says – This guy is scared – Lee says with a funny expression – Well, yeah, something fuzzy is happening in this place, and is not a good idea to tempt the fate – everyone begins to jeers at him – Just take it down a notch, Captain Buzzkill – says Robbie – Trapped in store with insane 9-years-old – says Tambry while texts on her phone – Hey!, I’m older than that, but ok, ok, I got it, you’re older, you think you’re wiser, you think you now all what you need to know, cool – and walks back at Pacifica’s – I’ll call Stan to pick Paci and I, and you can keep goofing around as you please, and if I’m right, don’t scream that loud – and retires from their view – Wow, the kid knows how to talk – Lee says, Nate steps without noticing at the silhouette, the outline begins to bright, with a blue spectral light coming from the out of the shape on the floor.
On other part of the store, Dipper is on a pay phone – Come on Stan, answer, answer – then a female old voice is heard at the other side – We sorry, the line you’re using has been dead for years – and then the voice changes to a demonic one that startles Dipper – Like you soon will be – Dipper leaves the phone, the electricity of all the place is turn off. Wendy and her gang looks worried, except for Tambry, who is still texting, suddenly, a green aura surrounds her, and Tambry disappears, leaving just her phone; Wendy grabs the phone, and sees in the screen that Tambry’s status update is open, saying just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!, then, Tambry appears on the screens of the CCTV, screaming and hitting the screen, scaring everyone – What are we supposed to do? – Nate ask – I don’t know man! I don’t know! – Lee replies – Let’s just go already! – Robbie says, while Wendy looks at Thompson, who is still playing in the dance arcade – Thompson! Wait! – I’ve almost got the high score! – Thompson replies without stopping dancing, but immediately, he’s also surrounded by the green aura, and disappears, appearing inside the screen of the arcade, the arrows begin to fall, stabbing on him – Oh no! help! So many arrows! – Thompson says, before adopting a fetus position on the bottom of the screen – Oh no! Thompson! – Wendy screams – Forget him! Let’s go! – Robbie says before running to the door, but the door closes, slapping him on the face and launching him back, Wendy grab the handles of the door, trying to push it and pull it, but she can’t move them – What the…? Guys, it’s locked! – Outta the way! – Robbie says while grabs the cashier, throwing it to the door, but the cashier disappears for a portal, scaring everyone.
On other side of the store, Dipper is trying to make Pacifica reacts – Paci! Paci! Come on I need you here! – but suddenly, Pacifica is surrounded by the green aura, and begins to float, placing herself at the middle of the store, above all the shelves, when she opens her eyes, these are totally white – Welcome – says Pacifica in a spectral voice – Welcome to your graves, young trespassers – Suddenly, Lee disappears, appearing in the front of a cereal box, swimming in the cereal, when he sees a giant pink toucan with a spoon – So tasty I’ll eat you, alive! – the toucan raises the spoon, while Wendy, Nate and Robbie covers their eyes in horror while hear stabbing sounds – Ha ha ha ha! – the possessed Pacifica laughs, While Dipper goes where is the rest – We’re super sorry for hanging out in your store – Wendy says, looking Pacifica in fear – Could you please let us go and we’ll never come back again? – ask Robbie in fear – Well… okay, you’re free to go – Pacifica says and the doors open – You can go if you want, I’ll not leave without Pacifica – Dipper says the others with a serious face, while Pacifica floats to the hot dogs griller – But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off, I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs! – Robbie and Nate scream, and run toward the door, but these close, and the two crash with them – Just kidding about the hot dog sale! – screamed Pacifica – Just let us out here already! – Says Nate, trying to run towards Pacifica, but is stopped by Robbie – I don’t like your tone! – says Pacifica in a bossy tone – Pacifica’s eyes bright in a green aura, the same aura surrounds Nate, who disappears, appearing in the hot dog’s griller in the shape of a wiener, starting to roll as one – Nooo! I’m a hot dog! – It begins! – Pacifica says in an ominous tone, before making all the machines and products on the store tremble, and begins to float, Dipper and the rest also begin to float, falling on the ceiling, Robbie falls on his back, when he looks down, he sees the open freezer coming to him, and falling over him, leaving Robbie trapped inside – Welcome to your home for all eternity! – Pacifica says – Dipper, what do we do? – Wendy ask Dipper, without noticing that the slurpees machine is floating towards her – DUCK! – Dipper pulls her down, avoiding the machine hits her for a few millimeters – Quick, in there! – Wendy point to a shelf with sliding doors, she and Dipper runs to it, going inside, closing the door.
What does it want from us? – Wendy ask terrified – Revenge maybe? – Dipper ask – What did we do wrong?! – I don’t know, tell me, what was everyone doing? Maybe we ca find a pattern – Well, Tambry was texting, Thompson was playing that video game, Lee was being sarcastic… - Wendy describes before being interrupted by Dipper – It doesn’t make any sense! None of those things have something in common! – says Dipper, grabbing his cap and pulling it down – Yeah, I mean, those are all just normal teenage things – Wendy says before placing sad her head between her hands, then Dipper open wide his eyes, and looks at Wendy – Repeat that last part – he says – Normal teenage things? – That’s it! - Dipper says – Stay here until I get back.
Dipper opens the door, sliding flat on the ground, while from the shelf – Dude! What are you doing?! – Wendy says, ticking out her head from her hideout; Dipper keeps moving, avoiding the flying objects that floats around Pacifica, until get close where Pacifica is, who is giving him the back, and Dipper stands up – Hey ghost! – and Pacifica turns to him, her eyes glows, and Dipper is surrounded by the green aura, and is pulled towards her – I’ve got something to tell you, I’m not a teenager! – Pacifica’s eyes stop glowing, then the aura that surround her and Dipper, and all, except for her, falls on the ceiling – Ho ho ho – a couple of old laughs is heard, and on both sides of an astonished Pacifica, appears an old couple, holding Pacifica from the shoulders – Well, why didn’t you say so? – says the old man, then both release Pacifica, who falls over a pile of junk food – How old did you say you were? – the old man ask – I’m 12, so technically I’m not a teen – When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store – says the old lady – Always sassafrassin’ customers with their boomie-boxes and disrespectful short pants – says the old man angry – So we decided to up and ban them – says the old woman – But they retaliated with this newfangled rap music, the lyrics, they were so… hateful, and shocking, that we stricken down with double heart attacks, that’s why we hate teenagers so much, don’t we, honey? – the old lady says – Yeah, teenagers can be so dumbs sometimes, thinking they know better – Dipper says crossing his arms – But isn’t anything I can do so you let them go? – There is one thing – says the old man while hugs his wife – Do you know any funny little dances? – Uhh, is there anything else I can do? – Dipper ask – NOOOO! – The old man screams while he raises his arms, with all his body covered in flames, startling Dipper – Okay okay okay! Um, well… I do know the… lamby-lamby dance, but, uh, I can’t really do it without a lamb costume – the old man snaps his fingers, and Dipper is wearing a lamb costume with a big pink ribbon – Oh, well, there it is – he looks Pacifica, who smiles and nods at him, Dipper smiles, and begins to sing and dance a children’s song in a very adorable way, Pacifica looks at him with a big smile, while Wendy looks at him with a grin, while Dipper finish his song with a wink, and his finger in his cheek – That was some fine girlie-dancing, boy! – the old man says, the costume disappears from Dipper, and Pacifica arrives, hugging him – Dipper, you were fantastic – You think so? – Dipper ask – Your friends are free – the old man says, the doors of the store opens, then everything falls back to the floor, with Pacifica falling over Dipper, Wendy goes out of her hideout, Robbie is free from the freezer, and Thompson, Tambry, Nate and Lee, appears; Dipper looks up, and sees the ghosts disappearing as if they were made of steam.
I think I’ll never eat something so sugary ever again – Pacifica says, and Dipper hugs her – I hope, I was really worried – Sorry about that – and Pacifica hugs him. While, Robbie and the others approaches Wendy – What… what happened after everything went crazy? – Lee ask Wendy – You are not going to believe it, the ghosts appeared and Dipper had to… - Wendy turns to the twins, and after seeing how Dipper carries Pacifica on his arms, she looks at his friends – I’ll tell you later, is better we get out of here, just in case those ghosts decide to come back – after everyone agrees, Dipper looks at Wendy, Wendy look at he and Pacifica, making a movement like zipping her mouth close, and Dipper nods. Out of the store, Wendy opens the door of the last row, and Dipper, still carrying Pacifica, goes in.
Night at the Mystery Shack, Pacifica lies on her bed, wearing only her underwear, Dipper arrives, and places a hot water bag over Pacifica’s belly – Here, this will help you with the bubbles on the stomach – Thank you, you’re a darling… mmm, I fear I’ll not be able to snuggle with you this night, sorry Dipper – Hey hey, don’t worry, I’m not in this relationship for the benefits, besides, I can recover some of the hours sleep I lost last night – Pacifica blushes, and smiles to Dipper – That old couple, you think that when we get as old as they, we’ll still be so loving with each other? – Pacifica ask – We must, we’re risking a lot in this relationship of ours, but this is a relationship I want to be, I want to see my reflection in your eyes every morning, I want to be your support every day, I want to see your smile warming my heart every night, I want to be with you, so you feel complete again – Dipper says, making Pacifica blushes while has a big smile on her face – I feel complete each time you’re close to me, so I hope you still make me company tonight – Pacifica says – Of course I will – Dipper kisses her on the cheek, and covers her and him with the bed sheet, laying over his left side, looking at Pacifica – Good night Paci – Good night, my love.
Made wih the help of my friend XUnlimited. None of us is a native English speaker, so please, forgive our grammar mistakes.
If you have suggestions of what episodes should be rewritten for this Alternate Universe, please, comment, just take in count that due the changes, some episodes wouldn't have ocurred in this universe.
If you have suggestions of what episodes should be rewritten for this Alternate Universe, please, comment, just take in count that due the changes, some episodes wouldn't have ocurred in this universe.
