Charlotte is being flung across the clouds! Mach Speeds did the Hamster Milf travel, flying along the vert epicenter of the planets rotating equator, heat growing and friction hitting her body so high up in the atmosphere!
Combustion!
Fire erupted from the shooting lady as passer bys on ground pointed up and made wishes!
Wishes of vast treasures!
Wishes of true friendships!
Wishes of more wishes!
How many more sentences will end in exclamations!
Charlotte was blinded by the bursting inferno that comes when entering planetside. Despite being alight, the flames burned not, but rather tickled instead. Weightless drifting of a thousand licking flames, the Milf was about to crash into a town!
Residents of Corhagen looked upon a bright light as this object is going to fall on them. Wailing cries, dashing paws, everyone scattered as a new Shota was about to make landfall here!
Kablam!
Updraft of smoldering dust and ashes to count, this star child arriving today nearly hit a building! Did no Shota teach this one how to Star Fall?!
Even then, this falling star was an oddity; As the boys of the nearby area gathered, there was something wrong with this new kid; He was larger, bigger than the biggest bigg'un. He was kneeled down, and got ginormous when he stood! The clothing of the new kid was not like the regular T-shirts or No-shirts that enter this world, instead he was fitted with a purple robe lined in black trim, while the leggings he stood in were fuzzy and red. Come to think of it, this Shota did not look like a Shota. His shape was oddly and peachy, curvy and bouncy. Behind buildings, fences, and posts did the cubs eye in awe of this strange new...
"Monster!!" One boy shouted and pointed!
"It's gonna eat us!" Another clamored.
"They can Star Fall now?! My worst fear!"
Mass hysteria!
Charlotte the hamster Milf was surrounded by the running paws of little feet. She had been mistaken as one of them at first, and now they are making a small riot.
"What on Earth is going on? And how did I end up here?" Charlotte was a mostly light brown Hamster, with a splotch of orange on the right side of her head. She could account the falling bit was just her having a falling dream again, but is this place real? The Milf was sure she had went to sleep in her comfy robes last night...what was it...eating ice cream out of the tub...
Charlotte leaned a hand on her cheek and rested it there. That's it. This is a dream.
She looked around; Cubs were running about a scary monster, it seems. That's what they are all upset of anyway. And the houses are all in...trees? How fancy! This did make her smile. What a cute dream!
"Excuse me?" Charlotte tested and tried to get the attention of a nearby stoat boy.
"Help! It's gonna get me!" He ran around.
They ran around.
They also all looked like...
"Are you all little boys?"
And the Shotas ran around, hiding, rehiding, and running again, shouting yelps and yips.
Oh dear! I'm dreaming about cute little boys! I better not waste this.
Charlotte sat down and swished her long golden blond hair over her shoulders. She simply admired the tree houses and pebbled road; little shop signs and pulleys going up trees, buckets to carry goods and vibrant green leaves.
"It...it's not doing anything!" One Shota shouted.
"Someone do something!" Another wailed.
Were they all talking about her? The Milf was indeed an oddity; Her size was large, but also was her shape in awe! Such a form, succulent thick thighs that shaped into curves, giving an area on her chest strangely alluring appeal.
"Never fear! Armored Dog is here!" Just then, one heroic Samoyed pupper stood in the face of...great Evil! "You won't beat me and my armor, it's too strong!" The cub wore full plates, fitted with chain mail underneath. His white fluffy face shown the snout and the rest covered by a helmet.
"Wonderful!" Charlotte clasped her paws together. "Aren't you adorable in that?"
This gave the Armored Dog pause. "You-you speak! And I'm not adorable! I'm intimidating!" From his sheath mounted aside his waist, he pulls out a-
"-A wooden sword! How cute!" The hamster Milf chortled in light giggles.
"Stoppit~! This is for smiteing monsters like you!" Armored Dog stood his ground, not gaining any.
"Teehee! Smite~ I could just eat you up!"
To the Samoyed puppy, he took this as a threat that this creature was about to go on a rampage! "Everyone run! It hungers! I'll hold it back!"
"It's going to eat everyshota!"
"Cheese it! Get going before it get's you!
"Ruuuun!!"
The little boys' panic turned tail, and they fled in a stampede of padding feet roaring off the streets of Corhagen.
The Townspeople have Routed off the Battlefield!
Good. They are all gone. Now no one has to get hurt but me. Armored Dog cast his gaze through the holes of his helmet, leveling his weapon at the enemy. This creature was alarming- It must be a new breed of monster. It was as tall as a Troll, but nowhere as ugly. In fact, this new monster had an allure to it; Cut gemstones can be called pretty, Rainbows after a rain can be called pretty, even the destructive forces of flame of fire can behold an awesomeness if burned with righteousness and proper rituals; But this creature was in a way, too pretty. It was a total lure! A new tactic to deceive and destroy their way of civilization!
"Begone foul beast! Yaaahh!"
Armored Dog let out a battle cry and ran at the Strange Monster!
Charlotte was sat there while the little kid ran at her. Screaming. Arm flailing with weapon on hand. Oh dear, he could hurt himself like that!
As the Samoyed thundered his wooden sword down at his target, it stopped in mid strike!
The lady had a much longer reach, and grabbed his armed paw. "Now-now, you can give someone a boo-boo roughhousing." She shook her finger at him.
Armored Dog jinked back! This creature has an arm and knows how to use it -- No way an ordinary enemy could stop his well trained skills! This was a serious fight...
What a strange dream; This little armored doggo has some serious agro. That's not the strange part, it's more weird that it all feels too lucid. When he struck, there was force. I wonder if I had not blocked...would there have been an injury?
"Excuse me, but where are your parents?"
The word 'Parent' was alien to the Shota. "W-we got lots! And you ain't get'n any! So you may as well get lost!"
Hmmm...
"Maybe we got started on the wrong foot? I apologize, I never introduced myself, It's my fault, really my dear. My name is Charlotte. It's my pleasure to meet you."
Armored Dog was stunned! This...talking monster introduced it's self in such a way, even a king of kindness could rival! What trickery! And it called itself...
"...Charlotte, nice ta meet ya. Nev-never heard of a talking monster before. What's your deal?"
This brought a light of laughter to the lady! She laughed a plenty and harked with delight! "Oh hooo haha! Oh! Oh you lad! I am no monster!"
But Armored Dog had a queer eye and scanned her for any hint of maliciousness. "...O...Kay...If you're not a monster, then what are ya?"
Charlotte brough a paw to her chin to think.
"I am...a Hamster!" She smiled politely.
Armored Dog looked.
Armored Dog looked harder.
Armored Dog looked even harder.
...
...
"...You're the biggest Hamster I've ever seen!"
The Samoyed soldier let his guard down.
"By far the biggest Shota too, I'd say. You're really...not a monster?"
"What does a monster look like, if I might ask?" The curvy lady shrugged her hair off her shoulder, falling off the purple robe.
"Uh...Most-mostly ugly...um..."
"Oh? Am I ugly?"
"No! No!" Armored Dog was quick to correct himself. "You're not ugly! Uh-um, You're like, overly handsome!"
Charlotte picked up that he may think she's a boy. Oh my...do these dream boys have no concept of gender?
"You think I'm handsome?"
His armor clinked as he nodded. "Yeah! But like, Infinity plus one! Sorry I tried hit'n ya, my bad. You must be super strong!"
"As long as you learn from your mistakes, and not repeat them, then you will have grown." The Hamster lady's smile was unwavering and invited him in.
Even more stunned. The Samoyed guard lifted his helmet off. "Are you an Oracle?" Blue eyes brimmed along the puffy tufts of his face, pointy ears jutting off the top sides. "'Cuz you sounded really smart just now."
Charlotte sat up with legs folded in front of her. "You look weary oh Knight. Come, rest thine head upon my legs." She giggled.
Thick luscious hips, those legs that appealed to some strange sense of...want. "Rest my head...there? Um...Umm..." His armor clinked while he squirmed. "You're not gonna trick an' do something mean, are ya?"
The Hamster Milf patted her thighs. "No Trick. I will stay still as long as you like so you can rest."
"I can really trust you? You seem strong...'an-and smart and stuff...But-but why you wanna make me rest on your legs?" The soldier cub was werry, was (s)he just extra kind too?
"I caused quite the commotion, didn't I? I wish to show that I mean no harm. Please, use me as a pillow.
The beaming look this "boy" gave the Samoyed pierced him, his strong armor, and he felt himself falling to his knees. Armor clanked, he propped himself up with both arms, wooden sword having absconded. About four baseballs away, red fuzzy soft pajamas the Hamster wore was not like the harsh metal he had equipped currently; In contrast this fuzzy red material were coming closer to his face. Closer. Closer!
Aaaaaaaand he's gone!
The instant the white coated fur of this boy's face hit her legs, he fell right asleep!
"Oh my! What a tired little can of boy~!"
And so, if sleep were fishes, little Armored Dog would be a Tuna.
