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Hello everybody!
Today, I'm presenting to you my new acquisition! It's something truly special (Or it should be, as it cost me more than I consider decent).
I'm excited to introduce the...
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S.K.A.R.M.O.R.Y bot!!
Initials standing for:
Sensors
Kinematics
Artificial intelligence
Robotics
Machine learning
Optical systems
Real-time processing
Yaw control
It contains the highest technology available in the market and more!
With several Yottabytes of RAM, an Ultra-Hallucinant HQ camera, and facial recognition for every Pokémon, this robot is aimed to make the delight for every tech enthusiast!!!
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Okay. "SKARMORY, help me make an impressive pr0n video starring you!". Adding robots to porn is a win-win. I love my ideas!
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"I'M SORRY; BUT AS AN AI-POWERED BOT, I CAN'T COMPLY WITH YOUR REQUEST. IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER ETHICAL REQUEST I CAN SERVE YOU WITH, I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP".
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5th image:
OK. SHIT. I'll try again with something less 'aggressive'.
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6th image:
"SKARMORY, use your camera to record my videos in breathtaking quality!"
*SKARMORY scratches itself*
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7th image:
"I'M SORRY, BUT AS AN AI POWERED-BOT I CAN'T COMPLETE TASKS THAT INVOLVE SEXUAL ACTIVITIES. IF YOU HAVE A MORALLY DECENT REQUEST, I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP”.
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8th image:
Oh! Now I remember! This thing has a titanium based coating designed for hypersonic flight speeds! It can cover all of Kanto's length in less than a minute!
"SKARMORY, fly me to Vermillion City!"
I can't wait to sunbathe on the beach!
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9th image:
"I'M SORRY, BUT AS AN AI-POWERED ROBOT, I MUST CARE FOR YOUR HEALTH. WALKING IS MUCH MORE ECO-FRIENDLY THAN FLYING, AND, IN ADDITION, IT HAS A LOT OF HEALTH BENEFITS FOR YOU. I SUGGEST WALKING ALL THE WAY THERE! I'M SURE YOU CAN..."
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10th image:
" I KNOW YOU - " *switch off*
“I'm tired of this thing! I'm asking for a refund!” I said as, enraged, I returned this idiot bot back to its package. Truth is, it's heavier than it looks...
I've been scammed, of course.
"SHITTY THING!" I scream one last time as I kick its fat, metallic ass.
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11th image:
"OKAY, I RETRACT!!!! I'M SORRYYY!!!!!"
*The End*
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11 months, 2 weeks ago
25 May 2023 17:51 CEST
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