Name: Long John Thomas (Johnathan Aloysius Thomas) Age: 32 Height: 6'1" Weight: 277 Species: Wolf Sex: Male Preference: Pansexual Hometown: The Crescent, The Shambling Isles Bio: Long John Thomas is the ruler of The Shambling Isles, a colony of pirates. John is very cocky and enjoys humiliating his opponents. In his throne room, which doubles as an arena, he enjoys watching slaves compete against each other for his amusement. He also loves rum.