As is always the case with commercials, pitch black screens pitch in before scenery starts things off with a splendid day at the park. Suiting such serene settings, where the sun’s lovely light gives the shot a soothing glow and not a single cloud blotches the beautiful blue skies, it certainly isn’t shocking that peaceful piano strokes supplement this starting scene.
Ah, and in a program promoting padding, there’s our diaper-clad kid, of course! Neither is it to anyone’s disbelief that diapers defined by big dumps star a certain purple furred pamper packer! Beyond the business she does in her diapers, so too is this skunk’s smile and swishing tail business as usual, predictably having pep in her step at playtime prospects as she toddles on the grassy terrain. Just as typical in terms of the tot’s attire are not solely the Sturdy Stinkers supporting her tush, but the cutesy clothing above while pink shirts and bows boast such wholesome charm.
Oh, though this skunk isn’t the only one in the spotlight, and so surely some will wonder who’s holding her hand. But, although drastically differing in both age and species, neither is their pairing the least bit baffling. Walking alongside the young girl is a tall brown cat on a babysitting job, for it’s not perplexing parents need a bit of a break from their boisterous bundles of joy. Teal shirts and denim jeans make for commonplace clothes, though the most appropriate accessory of all is the pink diaper bag over her shoulder. No doubt the little kid in her care will make a lot of doody while she’s on duty!
“No matter who’s looking after little skunks, they know big stinkies are what to expect!” a narrator naturally states given the subject. “So, you bet they also expect Sturdy Stinkers to handle the heavy messes!”
From the skunk’s snappy movements stopping, to her swishing tail straightening up, to the camera cropping out the caregiving cat barring her held hand, to the shot now flipping to a backside view prioritizing padded posteriors, certainly that’s a lot of scenic shifts. However, none of these differences deviate from the norm, for even those unfamiliar with its framing figure this is the program’s poopy part. Sudden squats and strained grunts show she’s gotta unload, as everyone knows, and so what follows suit is easy for all to deduce.
PBLAAAAAAAARMPH!!!….SLUUUUUUUMP!
With the boisterous booming of bowels giving all in the park’s purview reason to say “P.U”, the toddler promptly poops, making pampers once pristine get larger and lumpier with each of her stinky solids, all while the grass solely supporting the skunk’s feet must also make way for her massively messy diaper drooping down to the ground. And yet, even while dirty deeds further alter what’s seen on screen, although the tyke rearing to play now really needs a change, still there is not a single change, not even the slightest shift, from what’s standard. Such is shown by the shot briefly switching back to its original state, by the persistence of peaceful pianos and the smiling faces from feline and skunk despite the stinky situation.
And so, with an adult in the vicinity of a very full diaper, it’s no surprise how the program progresses as the babysitter opens up the diaper bag. Amidst this setting of supplies, fittingly ignorant of the fact she’s in a commercial shoot, the stinky skunk slowly turns around and cutely waves at the camera, for it only makes sense a child would do such a silly thing!
While the scene then shifts to a closer shot, like clockwork the cat lifts the bushy-tailed toddler before laying her on a yellow changing mat, unsurprisingly prepared for diaper changing procedures. Even less surprising is the skunk gleefully giggling and kicking her feet as she shows the surplus energy all too common in little kids, something the camera’s eager to emphasize while the shot fully focuses on the playful pamper packer.
“Hehehe…oh!”
However, with everything going exactly as expected, to some it’s only a matter of time until the unexpected occurs, and those believing it so are exactly right as the skunk’s face suddenly changes to one of surprise and her snappy movements stop once again. Surely others in the audience will sport the same shock, wondering what has warranted this shift from smiles.
Still, even those most surprised by plot twists won’t be as perplexed as the messy tot on the mat. Despite having dumped so much into her diaper, burdened bowels once again tell her it’s time to do what skunks do best, and so why wouldn’t she be baffled after having already made such a big boom boom? But, so too does the unsurprising unfold as her face swiftly switches from shocked to scrunched.
“Mmmmmmph!”
PBLAAAAAART!!!
Although a much smaller load than last time, simply the fact she made another stinky so soon prompts unparalleled surprise from all. The pianos that played through her more prominent poopy suddenly stop their song, as though not even the commercial’s crew anticipated the skunk’s second number two, all while the babysitter finds it unbelievable the purple furred fella pooped her pants again. But, with no blowouts from further filled diapers, with the cat’s cleanup being hardly any different from before, it’s not long until all is back to the way it was.
“Oh, but don’t worry! Even the most surprising stinkies won’t get past these diapers!” the speaker expectedly says to come full circle.
Following scenes both predictable and perplexing, the program commences its closing scene, a common move by many brands. Seen seated on a brown park bench is the little skunk and her sitter, for why wouldn’t they be unwinding after this day full of fun and play?
“Sturdy Stinkers. The diaper that’s #1 for #2’s!” the narrator says to no one’s shock as the slogan appears like it always does, with the sentences respectively shown on bottom of the screen in their signature teal font.
PBLOOOOOORMPH!!!
The stink bomb dropping so suddenly she doesn’t have to grunt, even such abrupt accidents are nothing but on brand as lumpier diapers give the little skunk a lovelier seat and smelly send offs end the ad as always.
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